Mickey Avalon? I seriously don't...

...get it.

But whatever, lovelies. You're all super crazy about him so word. I'll be there tonight to support Anton Glamb... and maybe stick around to watch his half-assed rhyming over strange beats that all sound like I've heard them before. You know why? Because you are SO cute when you get all worked up like that.

Anton isn't *exactly* what you call 'mainstream' either but his music is genius. His attitude is the best you'll ever witness.

AND? He bombs the Pali in a speedo.