Ron Jeremy. That Fucker.

I just learned on TMZ that Ron Jeremy is getting sued for doing exactly what he did to me.

The alleged incident occurred Saturday during the Exotica porn convention in Miami Beach. According to the police report obtained by TMZ, Leslie Sanchez approached Jeremy for an autograph, with her husband in tow.

Sanchez and her husband claim Jeremy was happy to oblige, but then he allegedly "reached towards the victim and stuck his hands under victim's blouse." Sanchez then claims Jeremy "reached inside her bra and grabbed her nipple. He pulled the nipple up and took out victim's breast and signed his name on it."

She allegedly even has photos of the indicent. ME? Well, I was posing in my usual fashion for a quick photo, not SUPER mad but slightly irritated with his hand placement. Immediately after the photo was taken he fucking pulled down my shirt and copped a feel. It's not like there wasn't tons of people around either. I felt lame. And angry. And did nothing. Because I am a wuss.



I actually hosted a party with him the next night. Not super stoked on it but man, it makes me miss the Wave. That photo blog is here. Note: I also went to jail this week. Yay!